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These are some lies we made up about Bedminster.
Leonardo da Vinci has from time to time been spotted at a public phone in Bedminster making a telephone call.
A gargantuan rabbit is sometimes observed flashing a light down beside the water's edge at Sunset Lake.
A minotaur has been spotted on a small number of instances at Ravine Lake Dam before sunrise reasoning.
A space alien from deep space has often been observed rearranging orbs about in North Branch Park at midnight.
A military uniform marching about devoid of a body in it is repeatedly spotted pacing through a Bedminster area churchyard. In any event, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The alien commander of a UFO can repeatedly be distinguished facing the eye witness up on the highest spot of Mine Mountain.
The ghost of a civil war warrior may be noticed time and again in the center of Axle Brook yelling at the witness to beat it.
A space alien from Mars has every so often
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been seen heaving pieces of wood near Potters Falls at night.
A giant mare is now and then noticed hanging out in an uninhabited structure in Bedminster.
A large terrifying giant has supposedly been made out on frequent instances standing by a desolate road near Bedminster.
A huge gorilla can once in a while be distinguished in
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a building in Bedminster.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was observed in a Bedminster home.
A space invader became visible strolling along a wild highway in the vicinity of Bedminster.
Nicolaus Copernicus came into view in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the ranger station smoking a cigar.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object was seen articulating into the air by Delaware Water Gap National Recreation Area.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedminster
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Ghost Sightings From Bedminster
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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