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These are some lies we made up about Beachwood.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft was perceived in Bay Lea Park in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking rocks.
An alien from planet Mercury has frequently been perceived trying to dump a dead body in Deep Hollow Branch at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous mustang has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances in a mirror in a Beachwood trailer; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A giant buffalo can repeatedly be seen in a house in the vicinity of Beachwood.
An alien from another galaxy can be spotted over and over again gobbling a slice of pizza at Deer Head Lake Dam late in the night.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has once in a while been witnessed flinging rocks into the water at Applegate Creek after midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is every now and then spotted searching for a photo under a parked car in a Beachwood parking lot very late
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at night.
The ghost of a female with a switchblade in her neck is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances clutching a human headbone at the water at Andrew Point. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet can occasionally
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be observed in a Beachwood area grocery store, walking the aisles.
Christopher Columbus has regularly been spotted struggling to exclaim something right by the entrance to Gateway National Recreation Area.
The phantom of a strapped up lady is regularly made out twinkling a kerosene lamp late at night by a road sign in Beachwood.
A woman hauling her head under her arm has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances wandering through a mobile home in Beachwood.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can repeatedly be seen walking through a house near Beachwood.
A huge oryx may be distinguished very frequently at a public phone in Beachwood using the telephone.
A Velociraptor has from time to time been perceived looking scary along a desolate highway outside Beachwood in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a young-looking lady wearing a blood-covered wedding dress is from time to time made out hanging out in a vacant manor in Beachwood.
A beheaded lady may now and then be made
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out standing by a deserted highway right next door to Beachwood. Some people say this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Beachwood. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Beachwood
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Ghost Sightings From Beachwood
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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