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These are some lies we made up about Beach Haven.
The ghost of an old woman carrying a pistol may every so often be noticed scrambling out of Cedar Bonnet covered in mud at night. Several people say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Beach Haven some time ago.
A space man from planet Saturn was perceived on the water's edge of Log Creek Pond trying to express something.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy emerged down near the water at Big Cove flickering a lantern.
A cyclop was perceived by Big Flat Creek startling folks.
A giant bat came into sight in Barnegat National Wildlife Refuge late at night calling out names.
The ghost of a flight attendant was noticed appearing menacing up on The Dunes. Alarmed by the eye witnesses the ghost withdrew into the shadows.
A sizeable chilling giant was witnessed at Kinseys Pond on a dark night looking crossly at the onlooker.
An enormous moose has often been seen going for
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a dip at Little Beach before sunrise.
A space invader is regularly perceived watching shows in a Beach Haven living room late in the night.
A very large okapi is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions on a Beach Haven avenue at the stroke of midnight.
Aristotle can often be spotted floating in the air like a
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balloon in Beach Haven.
The spirit of an elderly Indian chief can be made out very frequently staring at a lady slumbering on the floor in a flat in Beach Haven.
The spirit of an aged cleaning lady has every so often been witnessed trying on a hat in a Beach Haven building. Regardless of what people say, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to come across around midnight.
The phantom of a young-looking woman outfitted as a house keeper is every so often made out seeking a picture in Gateway National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters. It's been alleged that this particular ghost is that of a local who existed here in Beach Haven in the past. Anyhow, it certainly is a creepy spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gargantuan cheetah has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions snooping in mailboxes late at night in Beach Haven.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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