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These are some lies we made up about Bayville.
An alien tourist from space has repeatedly been perceived creeping out of Deep Hollow Branch drenched in mud on a dark night.
A huge peccary is regularly perceived looking at the surroundings at Deer Head Lake Dam late in the night.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has been said to have been noticed on a small number of occasions hitch-hiking by a murky highway next to Bayville.
A massive cow can be observed very often in Bay Lea Park on a dark night hiding a corpse by a large rock.
William Shakespeare has every now and then been distinguished swallowing unleaded from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Bayville.
A woman's body having a dog's head is every so often witnessed floating by on Applegate Creek at the stroke of midnight. Regardless of what, this spirit certainly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A guy having the head of a goblin has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions at night
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examining Tices Shoal in detail. One thing is for certain, this is a bad ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A female ablaze, clutching a petroleum bottle may every so often be distinguished walking a Rottweiler on a dark night on a shady Bayville residential street.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has regularly been perceived
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at Andrew Point around midnight looking down into the water. A local woman asserts that this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Bayville local resident.
A female with a sea-green face is often spotted watching television in a Bayville living room in the early morning hours.
A man with a spear in his head is known to have been seen on many occasions shouting in Gateway National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters.
An extremely large lemur may repeatedly be perceived browsing through trash container on a Bayville avenue.
Frankenstein's Monster has sometimes been noticed on a Bayville residential street around midnight.
An extremely large monkey is occasionally distinguished suspended in the air like a blimp in Bayville.
A guy's body having the head of a donkey may every now and then be noticed staring at a person snoozing in a bed in a flat in Bayville. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you don't want to bump into after midnight.
A feminine figure was spotted
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trying on a hat in a Bayville trailer. When the observer materialized the phantom ran off. One of the local residents firmly says that this phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Bayville before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayville
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YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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