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These are some lies we made up about Bayonne.
An extraterrestrial has been spotted on a handful of instances gazing irritably at the viewer down by the water at Caven Point.
A huge steer may frequently be made out rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Bayonne building late at night.
A massive ground hog has every now and then been noticed flinging boulders in Jersey Flats very late at night.
A giant oryx is every so often perceived scooping out a hole in Arlington Park at midnight.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions stacking pieces of wood in the center of Elizabeth River.
A space alien from planet Saturn was observed seated at a coffee table in a Bayonne trailer.
A wandering phantom came into sight in a secluded neighborhood in the neighborhood of Bayonne. When the witness appeared the phantom ran away. According to what the local residents declare, this phantom is most likely the stressed phantom
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of a local person who used to live here in Bayonne.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was perceived up on Laurel Hill drinking soda pop.
A very large jackal was made out smoking a cigar at Midland Beach.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has frequently been distinguished dispatching a letter at a Bayonne post office.
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Ugly Duckling is frequently perceived on the water's edge of Reservoir Number Three searching for somebody.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack hauling a big axe has allegedly been observed on numerous instances at the stroke of midnight gazing over Morris Canal Basin.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO can frequently be distinguished at Linden Number One Dam late at night enjoying the scenery.
An extremely large cow may be witnessed over and over again struggling to express something by Pralls Island.
A massive woodchuck has once in a while been observed sipping regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Bayonne.
Henry VIII is sometimes seen walking a Rottweiler very late at night on a murky Bayonne lane.
The frightening ghost of a Gaul has been said to have been spotted on several instances at the entrance to Anthony Wayne Recreation Area pushing orbs about.
An alien voyager from another solar system may every now and then be seen outside the entrance to Delaware National Scenic
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River crying out people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Bayonne
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Ghost Sightings From Bayonne
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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