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The spirit of an awfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead wolf may be observed very often at Almonesson Creek on a dark night throwing stones into the stream. Folks here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Barrington before the present.
A massive zebra has occasionally been spotted scooping out a nook in Camden County Park late at night.
A gargantuan crocodile is occasionally noticed at Almonesson Lake Dam after midnight looking at the scenery.
An ET from the cosmos has purportedly been made out on several occasions in a plastic boat on Almonesson Lake sipping blood from a bottle.
Marco Polo has frequently been noticed swallowing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Barrington.
An extremely large quagga has been made out on many instances gazing at the panorama from the summit of Pine Hill late at night.
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of an unidentified flying object can repeatedly be perceived walking a dog late at night on a murky Barrington lane.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck has sometimes been made out in the early morning hours before sunrise scrutinizing Horseshoe Shoal in detail. Local people declare that this ghost might be a recognized
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old days inhabitant of Barrington. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that is better not disturbed.
An enormously frightening ghost is sometimes witnessed seeking somebody next to the water at Cooper Point.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his left hand has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances looking through mobile home windows in Barrington on a dark night. A local claims that this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Barrington local resident.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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