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These are some lies we made up about Barnegat.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire came into sight struggling to articulate something at Holiday Lake Dam at midnight. The ghost nodded to the bystander.
A Centrosaurus was seen before sunrise floating along on Cave Cabin Branch.
An extremely large jackal was perceived in a home in Barnegat.
A space alien from outer space has often been perceived walking by a wild road near Barnegat.
The ghost of a pregnant lady is repeatedly seen pointing at the witness up on the summit of Forked River Mountain.
A massive parrot has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances howling at the watcher to go away in Manahawkin Fish and Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A gargantuan puppy can be made out repeatedly at Shore Beach going mad.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has from time to time been observed staring down into the water at Double Creek Wide Place on a dark night.
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ghost of a young-looking man in a winter coat is every so often witnessed down next to the water's edge at Log Creek Pond burrowing an opening.
A headless man has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions emerging in a mirror.
Leonardo da Vinci may every now and then be observed late in the night hurrying after a passing
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Nissan on a shady road next to Barnegat.
An extremely large alligator has often been made out in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver witnessing the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An enormous ferret is often seen quite near Gateway National Recreation Area munching on a carrot.
A space alien from Pluto is rumored to have been spotted on a handful of occasions by a person canoeing in a river close to Barnegat.
A female with her head and both legs severed can regularly be distinguished resting in an armchair in a residence in Barnegat. One thing is for guaranteed, it's sure a scary ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A colossal salamander can be spotted often strolling from house to house in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Barnegat road.
The spirit of a man gripping a blood-splattered knife has sometimes been seen going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Barnegat building in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whichever way, this
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ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Barnegat
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Ghost Sightings From Barnegat
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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