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The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has regularly been spotted by Belmar Basin in the early morning hours staring at the water.
A colossal boar is frequently seen in Boswell Park on a dark night hauling a corpse over rocks.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge gray beard is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions smoking a pipe in a boat on Alberta Lake. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you don't want to encounter on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can often be seen staggering from home to home late at night on an Avon By The Sea avenue.
A large scary monster has now and then been witnessed going through a bookshelf in the living room of an Avon By The Sea building at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon By The Sea
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Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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