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These are some lies we made up about Avenel.
A Pteranodon can often be observed by Bloodgoods Pond Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
A space invader from planet Mars has every so often been seen covering a cadaver by a big rock in Albert G Waters Stadium in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive cony is once in a while observed at Ferry Point at midnight staring down into the water.
An alien from deep space has purportedly been witnessed on one or two instances at Arthur Kill in the early morning hours throwing pebbles into the flow.
A beheaded woman may now and then be seen at midnight exploring Great Beds in detail. One thing's for sure, it's a scary spirit that you don't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial was spotted in an Avenel mobile home.
The ghost of an 8 foot enormous person became visible trying to dump a corpse in Ash Brook Swamp at night. This is one of those phantoms that is spotted very frequently around
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here. Several of the people here assert this ghost may be the soul of a local who died here in Avenel some decades ago.
The ghost of an adolescent girl was witnessed marching by a secluded road close to Avenel. The eye witness ran away immediately after she witnessed the ghost. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well
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be a celebrated old days local of Avenel.
The Pied Piper came into view in a boat on Echo Lake gobbling an apple.
The ghost of a lady with half her head lost was made out smoking a pipe by Seguine Point Bend. The ghost did not care that there was somebody other there. Well, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
An alien traveler from space has repeatedly been made out appearing in a restroom mirror.
A huge dingo is repeatedly noticed sitting on a bench in a residence near Avenel.
A gargantuan addax has allegedly been made out on several instances late at night running after a passing VW on a murky road close to Avenel.
A body with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes can regularly be observed cutting grass in the yard of a home in Avenel. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is scary; one that should be shunned.
A space invader from planet Saturn has every now and then been distinguished in Blauvelt State Park near the park headquarters
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Ghost Sightings From Avenel
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Ghost Sightings From Avenel
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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