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These are some lies we made up about Avalon.
A very large peccary has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions by Blue Fish Harbor very late at night gazing at the water.
A gargantuan coyote can often be noticed gazing near the water at Back o'th' Sound.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman wearing a coat can be perceived repeatedly rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of an Avalon building late at night.
An extremely large puma has sometimes been distinguished twinkling a light at Ludlam Beach.
An extraterrestrial has purportedly been made out on numerous occasions dragging a cadaver from the chilly water of Big Elder Creek late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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