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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A big menacing beast was seen glancing over Germany Flats late at night.
An enormous moose materialized at Balesville Dam on a dark night taking pleasure in the vista.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship was made out in a flat near Augusta.
Christopher Columbus emerged seeking an object beside a parked Dodge in an Augusta parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from planet Pluto was seen up on Pimple Hills shouting people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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