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These are some lies we made up about Audubon.
Goldilocks is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions dragging a body across the ground in Camden County Park at night.
A colossal jerboa can from time to time be perceived watching television in an Audubon living room after midnight.
A bloodcurdling beast was seen going mad by Almonesson Creek. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the onlookers. Some of the folks who live here assert this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Audubon before the present. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a zinc-miner emerged flinging boulders at Almonesson Lake Dam at midnight. The phantom reacted to the observer. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying foolish people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Audubon. Nonetheless, it's a scary ghost that is better not messed with.
A space invader
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was seen piling stones down near the water's edge at Almonesson Lake.
A gargantuan puma appeared gulping blood from a beaker beside the water at Cooper Point.
Genghis Khan was perceived late at night studying Horseshoe Shoal in detail.
A woman with a fairly translucent body was noticed rummaging around in trash container on an
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Audubon residential road. When the spirit was noticed it disappeared into the air. In any event, it is certainly a creepy ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A giant lynx has frequently been observed flying over League Island at midnight.
An enormous anteater is repeatedly made out on an Audubon street on a dark night.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been made out on several occasions suspended in the air like a cloud in Audubon.
A cyclop can frequently be witnessed in a restaurant in the Audubon vicinity.
A giant fawn may be perceived over and over again crying by the entrance to Bellevue State Park.
A giant giraffe has occasionally been witnessed trying on socks in an Audubon residence.
An alien from planet Jupiter is sometimes observed in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the ranger station gazing.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ogre has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions creeping out from a drain
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hole on an Audubon road around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Audubon
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Ghost Sightings From Audubon
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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