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These are some lies we made up about Atlantic Highlands.
The spirit of a steel-miner has every so often been perceived at Atlantic Highlands Yacht Harbor before sunrise staring down into the water.
An extraterrestrial is every so often distinguished trying to find another ghost up on Garrett Hill.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been witnessed on many instances by Black Point Creek sobbing.
The phantom of a gentleman clothed as a plumber may sometimes be made out marching along a wild highway in the vicinity of Atlantic Highlands. In any event, it is indisputably a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large hog was distinguished struggling to express something at the shore at Mohawk Pond.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space emerged at Highlands Beach taking a moonlight-hour swim.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon was distinguished hauling a corpse from the cold water of Branchport Creek at the stroke of midnight.
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alien from space came into view in False Hook late in the night reasoning.
A mermaid was spotted having a seat in a chair in a house near Atlantic Highlands.
A giant woodchuck has often been witnessed crying out names of people at Eatontown Dam around midnight.
Leonardo da Vinci is repeatedly spotted appearing menacing in Deep
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Cut County Park after midnight.
A giant alpaca has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions before sunrise chasing a passing VW on a dark road right next door to Atlantic Highlands.
A sasquatch may often be spotted looking furiously at the watcher quite near Gateway National Recreation Area.
A gargantuan mare can be noticed very frequently pulling up weeds in the front garden of a building in Atlantic Highlands.
An ET has sometimes been observed having a seat on the floor in a trailer in Atlantic Highlands.
The ghost of a gentleman in a sheriff uniform is occasionally distinguished carving a nook by the entrance to Blauvelt State Park.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been made out on a few occasions trashing a bag beside a streetlight in Atlantic Highlands.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic Highlands
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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