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These are some lies we made up about Atlantic City.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into view going bananas beside a secluded highway near Atlantic City late in the night.
An alien from planet Mars was made out burrowing a nook by Absecon Inlet.
An ET from another planet came into sight stacking stones in Absecon State Wildlife Management Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien was seen at the water at Absecon Bay swallowing blood from a bottle.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world was observed on the shore of Bayshore Lagoon trying to locate a hat.
A woman in flames, carrying a fuel container has repeatedly been witnessed looking at the waves beside the water at Brigantine Beach late in the night. One thing's for certain, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that you do not want to encounter before dawn.
The spirit of a grower having on a hat is often made out standing by a deserted highway near Atlantic City. According
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to what the local residents argue, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Atlantic City many years ago.
A space alien from Jupiter is rumored to have been noticed on numerous occasions traveling on a Harley on a dark road in the neighborhood of Atlantic City.
An ET from another world can often be seen
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after midnight drifting down Ables Run.
A colossal finch has occasionally been noticed at Absalom Doughty Pond Dam before dawn taking in the landscape.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is once in a while spotted in an Atlantic City building.
A large bloodcurdling monster has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances staring in New Jersey Coastal Heritage Trail Route right by the park headquarters.
A huge tapir may every so often be witnessed walking by a desolate road outside Atlantic City.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has frequently been noticed becoming visible in a bathroom mirror. A lot of residents argue this ghost loves frightening foolish folks who are courageous enough to disturb the calm in Atlantic City.
A youthful girl in a blood-splattered prom dress is repeatedly perceived taking a rest on a bench in a residence in the vicinity of Atlantic City. Local people who have noticed this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy
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folks who come looking for ghosts in Atlantic City.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic City
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Ghost Sightings From Atlantic City
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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