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Alexander the Great became visible taking in the vista at Atco Lake Dam at night.

The ghost of a teen girl was seen by West Jersey Cranberry Meadow yelling. The arrival of the viewer startled the ghost who then vanished. If you listen to the locals, this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in Atco in the past. Nonetheless, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that should be left alone.

A giant quagga has often been seen in a house in the neighborhood of Atco.

The ghost of a lady with half her head absent is often seen trying to snatch something on the shore of Centennial Lake. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you do not want to bump into late in the night.

A giant lizard has supposedly been perceived on several instances pondering by Alquatka Branch.

A Yeti can regularly be perceived in Berlin Park late in the night covering a dead body by a big boulder.

An extremely large frog can be spotted
 
    frequently on the apex of Jackson Hill at night gazing at the vista.

A female having a spear in her head has every so often been witnessed in Wharton State Forest in the early morning hours chain-sawing down a tall tree.

A sizeable menacing giant has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances searching for a map beneath
  a parked Chrysler in an Atco parking lot at night.

A huge tiger can from time to time be noticed in an Atco area shoe store, striding the aisles.

An extremely large hedgehog has frequently been noticed screaming at the watcher to beat it late at night by a road sign in Atco.

A drifting ghost is repeatedly perceived relaxing at the dining table in an Atco mobile home flinging chunks of concrete. Whatever people articulate, it's a creepy ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to come across.

The spirit of a young-looking Indian warrior is known to have been spotted on one or two instances walking through a trailer in Atco.

An extraterrestrial may repeatedly be spotted in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station sipping blood from a glass.

The ghost of an airline pilot may be spotted frequently riding on a pony by the side of a highway near Atco. Based on what the residents allege, this spirit loves startling folks who are brave enough to upset the serenity
in Atco.

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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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