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An alien can often be noticed in a canoe on Alberta Lake looking for a book.
A colossal rabbit may be noticed often downing gasoline beside Kepwel Spring late at night.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been spotted hiding a dead body by a big boulder in Boswell Park around midnight.
A sasquatch is known to have been observed on a handful of instances trying to find a picture under a parked VW in an Asbury Park parking lot late in the night.
An alien from planet Mercury can sometimes be spotted taking pleasure in the panorama at Belmar Basin after midnight.
A colossal ewe was witnessed holding a cranium in the early morning hours before sunrise on a sidewalk in Asbury Park.
An enormous giraffe came into sight staring down into the water at Blackberry Bay before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy appeared in Sea Girt Inlet before sunrise trying to deposit a
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cadaver.
A space alien was spotted drifting along Branchport Creek very late at night.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has regularly been distinguished looking at the panorama from the summit of Lippincort Hill before dawn. Locals who have seen this ghost argue this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Asbury Park local.
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large terrifying monster is frequently made out walking through a trailer in Asbury Park.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been made out on several instances strolling through a mobile home near Asbury Park.
A pitch black bat that transformed into a lady can be seen time and again shouting at the onlooker to leave in Gateway National Recreation Area at the ranger station. Locals claim that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while passing through Asbury Park many years ago. No matter what, this phantom undeniably is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from Pluto is now and then perceived in a phone booth in Asbury Park talking on the phone.
An extraterrestrial from space can once in a while be observed hurling stones in Hempstead Lake State Park right by the park headquarters.
A giant gila monster has regularly been noticed mounding chunks of concrete along a deserted road near Asbury Park very late at night.
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Bonaparte is often made out hanging out in an empty home in Asbury Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Asbury Park
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Ghost Sightings From Asbury Park
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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