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These are some lies we made up about Asbury.
The phantom of a street bum may be seen over and over again in Hermit Hollow at the stroke of midnight piling stones.
The ghost of an old witch is occasionally distinguished on the shore of Camp Marudy Lake annihilating a picture. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A man with a big hole through his chest has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions looking at people in an Asbury flat through a peephole.
A giant marmoset has frequently been seen in a deserted spot in the neighborhood of Asbury.
A space invader from the cosmos is often perceived in Clinton Wildlife Management Area before sunrise dragging a body over the grass.
A space invader has supposedly been spotted on several occasions waving to cars next to a gloomy highway close to Asbury.
A gigantic giraffe can often be observed by Alpaugh Brook reading a newsletter.
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Ghost Sightings From Asbury
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Ghost Sightings From Asbury
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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