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An enormous vicuna is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions at night floating down Allerton Creek.
A Stegosaurus can regularly be distinguished at Clinton Mills Dam at the stroke of midnight screaming.
The phantom of a lady with a sack fastened around her head has from time to time been noticed late at night sprinting after a passing Honda on a shady highway outside Annandale. Folks here assert that this ghost may well be a well-known past inhabitant of Annandale. No matter what folks exclaim, this spirit certainly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from outer space is every now and then seen in a row boat on Echo Lake trying to grab something.
The martian captain of a flying saucer has supposedly been noticed on several instances in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A sizeable frightening ghost may every now and then be distinguished
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reflecting in Capoolong Wildlife Management Area on a dark night. A person who lives here claims that this ghost is the tormented soul of a former Annandale person who lived here.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos was perceived on the peak of Cushetunk Mountain in the early morning hours examining the panorama.
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a youthful gentleman sporting a confederate uniform showed up raking leaves in the side garden of an apartment in Annandale. When the watcher showed up the ghost ran off.
An extremely large impala emerged by a person canoeing in a river near Annandale.
Aladdin was observed having a seat on a bench in a home in Annandale.
A very large pronghorn was witnessed gazing wrathfully at the bystander next to a lamppost in Annandale.
An ET from the Moon has regularly been noticed near the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River shouting at the watcher to leave.
A massive dromedary is regularly spotted strolling from flat to flat in the early morning hours on an Annandale lane.
A huge lizard has been noticed on many occasions quite near the entrance to Big Pocono State Park throwing stones.
The ghost of a bound up guy may regularly be observed searching through the fridge in the kitchen of an Annandale residence at the stroke of midnight. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost is that of a person who had a home here in Annandale before the present.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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