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These are some lies we made up about Andover.
A gigantic ox was distinguished on the summit of Allamuchy Mountain at night glancing at the view.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has frequently been perceived turning toward the bystander down near the water at Strawberry Point. No matter what, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
An extremely large yak has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of instances by Lubbers Run screaming at the onlooker to be off.
The ghost of a plane pilot may regularly be made out watching shows in an Andover living room at midnight. No matter what folks state, this is a bad ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
The scary ghost of a Gaul may be noticed very frequently by Allamuchy Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the water. One thing's for certain, it's a menacing ghost that you do not want to meet before dawn.
Rapunzel has once in a while been distinguished fishing from the water's
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edge of Allamuchy Pond very late at night.
A giant polar bear is once in a while spotted on an Andover avenue at the stroke of midnight.
A frightening skeleton has been observed on many instances covering a corpse by a large rock in Allamuchy State Park before dawn. Loads of local residents allege this phantom can be the soul of a local
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who passed away here in Andover long ago. Nonetheless, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may every so often be made out hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Andover.
A very large dormouse has often been perceived in a clothing store in the Andover neighborhood.
The Abominable Snowman is regularly observed trying on socks in an Andover building.
A fluorescent human person has been said to have been seen on several instances in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the ranger station reading a tabloid. Locals who have spotted this phantom say this phantom is probably the tormented phantom of a local resident who used to live here in Andover.
The ghost of a pregnant female may be witnessed over and over again creeping out of a manhole on an Andover street at night.
A gigantic shrew has every now and then been witnessed crying at the entrance to Lake Superior State Park.
A beheaded guy is now and then witnessed
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playing a harp in an Andover building. Local people allege that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long departed Andover local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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