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These are some lies we made up about Alpine.
The ghost of a man with half his head lost is repeatedly distinguished by The Palisades thinking.
A very large argali has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions enjoying the vista at Alpine Boat Basin at the stroke of midnight.
An ET from another galaxy may be distinguished very frequently looking scary by Anderson Brook.
A decapitated woman has every so often been perceived gazing irritably at the observer in Skunk Hollow after midnight.
The ghost of a 10 foot huge person is occasionally distinguished watching the scenery from the apex of Andre Hill on a dark night. If you talk to the locals, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Alpine in the past. Anyhow, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
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Ghost Sightings From Alpine
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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