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These are some lies we made up about Alloway.
A space man was witnessed at Alloway Lake Dam before dawn looking crossly at the onlooker.
A colossal mink showed up dragging a body from the chilly water of Carlisle Run around midnight.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils was made out staring at the vista from the apex of Big Mannington Hill at the stroke of midnight. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else near. One of the residents decisively argues that this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Alloway local person. No matter what people verbalize, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft emerged stacking pieces of wood in Fenwick Monument late at night.
A very large bunny was seen waving to cars down a shadowy highway in close proximity to Alloway.
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Ghost Sightings From Alloway
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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