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A giant jackal was noticed looking at the water by Allaire Dam late at night.
A space invader came into sight in Allaire State Park late at night yelling names.
The ghost of a young female soaked in blood was perceived next to the water at Bass Point looking chilling. The viewer fled immediately after he distinguished the ghost.
A gentleman with a large hole through his chest appeared in a secluded place near Allenwood. The ghost unmoved that there was somebody other there. People who have distinguished this ghost argue this ghost is probably the undeceased ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Allenwood.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer was noticed gazing wrathfully at the witness in Bear Swamp Brook.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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