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The Ugly Duckling may be made out time and again at Allentown Dam on a dark night hurling pebbles.
A colossal ram has sometimes been perceived staggering through a home in Allentown.
A very large raccoon is every so often noticed staggering through a flat in the neighborhood of Allentown.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is known to have been spotted on several occasions viewing the view from the highest spot of Taylors Mountain before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Neptune can once in a while be observed dining on a burger in Bacons Run.
A woman with her arms separated was distinguished in Hamilton Park in the early morning hours before sunrise downing water. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently in the vicinity. It's been alleged that this exact ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Allentown long ago.
A space alien from another solar system appeared smoking a cigar on the water's edge of Colliers Pond.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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