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An extremely large sloth is every so often made out in a residence in close proximity to Allenhurst.
The spirit of a waitress has allegedly been made out on numerous occasions dragging a cadaver across the dirt in Boswell Park on a dark night. Loads of residents assert this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a local who used to dwell here in Allenhurst. In any case, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from the Moon can from time to time be seen beside the shore at Alberta Lake heaving bricks.
A gigantic kitten has regularly been distinguished gazing at the water by Belmar Basin late at night.
A space alien from another solar system is frequently perceived laundering a blood-covered bed sheet in Kepwel Spring before dawn.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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