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A Velociraptor is regularly distinguished turning toward the bystander in Allendale Brook.
The ghost of a youthful woman clothed as a maid has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances strolling from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on an Allendale avenue. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A space invader from another world can be perceived repeatedly browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Allendale building at midnight.
The ghost of a young cowboy has now and then been spotted chucking stones on the water's edge of Anona Lake.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is sometimes distinguished in Columbia Terrace Park around midnight hiding a body by a large boulder.
A huge horse has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances very late at night studying Havemeyer Hollow in detail.
A scary creature may every so often be spotted
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by Hawk Rock consuming a slice of pizza. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost may well be a well-known past resident of Allendale.
The ghost of a gold-miner was distinguished in Bear Swamp very late at night struggling to conceal a corpse. The observer escaped right after he witnessed the ghost.
An extraterrestrial
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explorer from another part of the galaxy was witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in an Allendale trailer.
A gigantic coati was made out before dawn flying over The Bowl.
A space alien from deep space was noticed glancing at the vista from the top of Bald Mountain around midnight.
Cinderella has regularly been spotted in a secluded spot close to Allendale.
A space man is frequently perceived by Bear Swamp Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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