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These are some lies we made up about Absecon.
A centaur has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances floating down on Ables Run in the early morning hours.
A colossal basilisk can often be made out sobbing at Absalom Doughty Pond Dam on a dark night.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be seen frequently marching through an Absecon vicinity burial ground.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has now and then been perceived at Absecon Bay late at night gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant is sometimes spotted being in a forsaken house in Absecon. A number of of the people here say this ghost is the stressed spirit of an old Absecon local person. One thing is for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that any sensible person would not want to come across.
An extremely large mouse has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances pulling a cadaver over the grass in Absecon State Wildlife Management
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Area on a dark night.
Christopher Columbus can sometimes be perceived on the water's edge of Bargaintown Pond shifting orbs around.
A space man from another solar system was spotted standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Absecon.
A huge walrus came into view traveling on a motorbike on a shadowy road close to Absecon.
The
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spirit of an airliner pilot materialized looking crossly at the eye witness by Little Panama. The spirit didn't care that there was someone else present.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack hauling a large axe was made out in an apartment in Absecon. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the spirit who then vanished. It's been argued that this specific ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Absecon a long time ago. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An ET was distinguished digging a hole at Gateway National Recreation Area.
A chilling skeleton has repeatedly been made out strolling next to a secluded road next to Absecon.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world is regularly distinguished becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
A space alien from planet Mars may regularly be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing car on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Absecon.
A guy that turned
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into a vampire can be made out very frequently raking leaves in the back garden of a house in Absecon. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolhardy people who come trying to find phantoms in Absecon.
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Ghost Sightings From Absecon
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Ghost Sightings From Absecon
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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