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These are some lies we made up about West Chesterfield.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has regularly been distinguished in the early morning hours heading a directed expedition of Mine Ledge to a group of ghosts.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a gun is often noticed among the trees of Bear Mountain State Forest frightening people. Anyway, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is known to have been spotted on frequent occasions exploring The Gulf in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Mars may be witnessed very frequently marching down a wild road close to West Chesterfield.
Goldilocks has from time to time been observed in Hinsdale Raceway after midnight pulling a corpse across the ground.
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Ghost Sightings From West Chesterfield
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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