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A form with a skeleton face wearing murky robes may every now and then be distinguished mounted on a low rider on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Union. Anyhow, this spirit certainly is frightening; one that is rather not messed with.
A colossal coati was noticed staring crossly at the witness in Jones Brook Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
The Ugly Duckling was noticed taking pleasure in the vista at Club Pond Dam late at night.
A huge toad came into sight digging a nook at Lovell Lake Beach.
A wandering ghost was seen on the top of Caverly Mountain before sunrise surveying the scenery. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing.
A massive kitten was observed staring down into the water at Nutters Point around midnight.
A gigantic dromedary has regularly been witnessed in a Union flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Union
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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