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These are some lies we made up about Sullivan.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer has now and then been perceived sitting in a beanbag in an apartment in Sullivan.
An alien from the Moon is occasionally spotted on the highest spot of Bald Hill before dawn looking at the view.
The ghost of a shackled up man is known to have been observed on frequent instances heading a conducted excursion of The Pinnacle to a party of ghosts on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood may once in a while be made out staring at the water by Babbidge Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic elk was spotted beside the water at Sucker Brook Cove gulping paint.
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Ghost Sightings From Sullivan
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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