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These are some lies we made up about Springfield.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world has frequently been distinguished by Bog Brook Dam very late at night gazing at the water.
A space man from planet Mercury has supposedly been seen on frequent instances by a tall tree in Gile Memorial Forest thinking.
An ET from another planet can often be spotted late at night leading a piloted expedition of Aaron Ledge to a group of ghosts.
A massive capybara may be perceived over and over again beside Arnold Spring very late at night appearing menacing.
A guy's body with the head of a skunk has every so often been seen looking irritably at the onlooker down beside the water at Colby Point.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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