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These are some lies we made up about Salem.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has often been witnessed by Peat Meadow struggling to seize something.
A colossal lamb is known to have been distinguished on many occasions staring down into the water at Boulder Cove in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Mars can repeatedly be observed hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Salem.
The ghost of a tied up lady can be made out often by Indian Rock shouting people's names. Scores of people who live here say this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Salem many years ago.
A Chupacabra has occasionally been noticed in Ballard State Forest very late at night gathering wood.
A giant roebuck is occasionally seen watching the vista from the summit of Beebe Hill very late at night.
A lady grasping her head beside her arm has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions by Crystal Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at
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the water. People here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Salem.
A space invader from another solar system may now and then be spotted next to the shore at Crystal Lake Reservoir chucking boulders.
A large creepy beast was distinguished chucking
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pieces of wood into the water at Bare Meadow Brook before dawn.
A giant tiger came into sight stacking rocks by Mitchels Falls very late at night.
A colossal canary was witnessed trashing a book in American Woolen Mill Housing District late in the night.
A space man came into view looking at a man sleeping on a couch in a home in Salem.
A Brachiosaurus was observed in a clothing store in the Salem area.
The ghost of a young-looking lady wearing a blood-covered wedding dress has frequently been spotted trying on a shirt in a Salem apartment. A local person asserts that this ghost could be a well-known yesteryear dweller of Salem.
A decapitated female is regularly spotted scrambling up from a manhole on a Salem residential road very late at night. No matter what folks express, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you don't want to encounter after midnight.
A huge horse is rumored to have been made out on a handful of instances nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Salem.
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ghost of a twelve foot colossal guy can regularly be perceived musicalizing on a piano in a Salem residence. One thing's for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
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Ghost Sightings From Salem
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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