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Rochester, New Hampshire Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Rochester.
A huge budgerigar emerged gobbling a carrot in the early morning hours on a lawn in Rochester.
The phantom of a gentleman holding a blood-splattered axe was distinguished struggling out of Gate Swamp covered in slime before sunrise. Scared by the onlookers the spirit faded away into the dark.
An army uniform staggering about with no body in it appeared discussing into the air up on the pinnacle of Berrys Hill. When spotted the phantom moved toward the witness who then ran off. Whichever way, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to encounter.
Ferdinand Magellan was perceived at Rochester Neck late in the night gazing down into the water.
An enormous ground hog has often been made out covering a corpse by a big rock in West Lebanon Historic District at midnight.
A Stegosaurus has purportedly been made out on a few instances in Great Brook crying.
The spirit of a severely scorched female may repeatedly
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be witnessed after midnight fluttering across The Hoppers.
An extremely large colt can be perceived often looking at the water by Ayers Lake Dam at midnight.
A space alien from deep space has once in a while been spotted seated at a coffee table in a Rochester apartment struggling to say something.
The ghost of a train driver has
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allegedly been seen on many instances wandering through a trailer in Rochester. In any event, it indisputably is a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial can once in a while be perceived thinking at the entrance to Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park.
An martian explorer from another solar system is repeatedly noticed wandering through a residence close to Rochester.
An alien from another planet has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions at a coin operated phone in Rochester talking on the phone.
An ET may often be noticed gazing furiously at the viewer by a secluded highway near Rochester at the stroke of midnight.
The Gingerbread Man may be witnessed often in Boston Harbor Islands National Recreation Area outside the ranger station going berserk.
A woman lacking a head has occasionally been witnessed hanging out in an uninhabited building in Rochester.
A giant ram is every now and then seen riding on a moped on a shady highway near Rochester.
A massive
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leopard has been noticed on a few occasions in a flat in Rochester.
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Ghost Sightings From Rochester
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Ghost Sightings From Rochester
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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