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These are some lies we made up about Pittsburg.
The phantom of a dentist with a bloody uniform may repeatedly be observed staring at folks in a Pittsburg house through a door crack.
A space alien can be perceived time and again late at night crawling out of Coon Brook Bog covered in slime.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a bloody axe is every so often noticed at South Bay late in the night looking down into the water. According to what the folks who live here assert, this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Pittsburg a long time ago. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that is rather not disturbed.
The ghost of a civil war warrior has supposedly been noticed on a few instances at Alder Brook in the early morning hours tossing rocks into the stream. Residents here who have witnessed this spirit assert this spirit is that of a local who settled here in Pittsburg in the past. Regardless of what, it's a creepy spirit that you would not want to bump into
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The ghost of an awfully charred woman can now and then be made out taking pleasure in the view at Big Brook Bog Dam in the early morning hours. People assert that this spirit loves scaring people who come looking for spirits in Pittsburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Pittsburg
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Ghost Sightings From Pittsburg
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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