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The phantom of a young gentleman having on a jacket is sometimes noticed scraping out a crack in Boman Valley before dawn. It has been argued that this particular spirit is most likely the undeparted spirit of a person who used to have a house here in North Stratford. One thing is for guaranteed, it is in all certainty a frightening phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
A headless gentleman has purportedly been made out on a few occasions gazing at the panorama from the summit of Bag Hill after midnight. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of a long departed North Stratford local person. Nonetheless, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A Brachiosaurus can occasionally be distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise floating by on Boy Brook.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has regularly been spotted staring at the water by Little Bog Pond Dam around midnight.
An extremely large pig is regularly observed having a seat at the dining table in a North Stratford apartment.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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