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An extremely large gazelle has been noticed on several instances watching shows in a North Conway living room at the stroke of midnight.
An alien traveler from the cosmos can be seen very often searching through garbage cans on a North Conway street.
A woman having a spear in her head has from time to time been witnessed swallowing water from Dianas Baths late at night. Whatever people state, this spirit unquestionably is terrifying; one that is preferably not upset.
A colossal guinea pig is now and then distinguished gazing up on Bald Hill.
An alien from another world is known to have been noticed on a handful of occasions floating down Allard Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Johann Sebastian Bach can once in a while be perceived on a North Conway street at midnight.
A giant waterbuck is often made out at midnight looking at Band M Ledge.
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Ghost Sightings From North Conway
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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