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An extremely large fish came into view excavating a crater in the center of Back River.

A space alien from deep space was observed by Kenoza Ave Pond Dam before dawn looking at the water.

A big creepy beast showed up in John D Eaton State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise camping.

An extraterrestrial was noticed speaking into the air as if somebody else was nearby.

The phantom of a teen girl was distinguished slurping paint on the water's edge of Lake Saltonstall. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the witnesses.

The spirit of a woman having half her head absent has frequently been made out walking a Collie late in the night on a shady Newton street.

A body with a skeleton face having on dark robes is frequently seen reading a tabloid in Passaqua Playground very late at night. A number of of the folks who live here declare this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Newton local. No matter what, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that should be left alone.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Newton



Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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