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These are some lies we made up about New Durham.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship is occasionally perceived very late at night floating down on Coffin Brook.
A gargantuan gila monster is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions scrambling out of Merrymeeting Marsh soaked in filth before dawn.
An ET from Mars can every now and then be made out monitoring the surroundings from the top of Mount Bet at midnight.
A lady with a bottle-green face was seen in Jones Brook Wildlife Management Area late in the night burying a cadaver by a big boulder. When the viewer came into view the spirit escaped.
A colossal buffalo appeared resting at the dining table in a New Durham residence.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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