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These are some lies we made up about Merrimack.
An extremely large buffalo has repeatedly been witnessed trying to find a person down at Wildcat Falls at midnight.
An enormous hedgehog is often distinguished carrying a headbone at Bowers Dam after midnight.
A Pteranodon is known to have been observed on frequent occasions by Grassy Pond screaming.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant may repeatedly be witnessed surveying the surroundings from the peak of Bells Hill at night. A number of of the people who live here say this phantom loves scaring foolhardy people who dare to disturb the peace in Merrimack. In any case, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world may be distinguished time and again at High Point before sunrise staring down into the water.
The ghost of a jet pilot has occasionally been observed in Deschenes Oval before sunrise flickering a flash light.
A very large zebu is every now and then
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seen among the trees of Hodgman State Forest pondering.
Cinderella has been said to have been observed on a small number of instances coming into sight in a bathroom mirror.
An enormous doe may every so often be noticed having a seat in a chair in a home close to Merrimack.
An ET from Mars has regularly been made out in the early
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morning hours before sunrise pursuing a passing Pontiac on a murky road close to Merrimack.
The creepy spirit of a Viking is frequently witnessed chucking bricks into the flow at Nashua River at the stroke of midnight.
William Shakespeare is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A man that transformed into a vampire can repeatedly be seen by a person camping at a campground near Merrimack. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A huge lamb can be spotted time and again taking a rest in an armchair in a home in Merrimack.
A cyclop has every so often been noticed scraping out a crack next to a streetlight in Merrimack.
An extremely large bear is once in a while distinguished mounding pieces of wood near Callahan State Park.
The phantom of a pregnant female has been said to have been observed on a few instances going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a
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Merrimack apartment in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Merrimack
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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