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These are some lies we made up about Lincoln.
The phantom of a young-looking female soaked in blood is regularly distinguished hovering in the air like a cloud in Lincoln. Whatever folks express, this is an unpleasant ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The phantom of an elderly sorceress has been spotted on several instances at Loon Pond Dam at night grasping a skull. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gargantuan burro can repeatedly be made out in Fay Wayside at night hauling a dead body through some bushes.
An Allosaurus has sometimes been observed in Fay State Forest in the early morning hours excavating a cavity in the soil.
A lady's body having a bear's head is from time to time made out struggling to articulate something in The Flume before sunrise. In any event, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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