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These are some lies we made up about Lempster.
An alien traveler from deep space may be perceived very frequently eating a slice of pizza by Babb Brook.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has from time to time been perceived sipping gasoline surrounded by the shrubs of Dodge Brook State Forest.
The ghost of a guy wearing military attire is every so often perceived taking in the surroundings at Ashuelot Pond Dam in the early morning hours. Nonetheless, this is an intimidating spirit that should be kept away from.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has been said to have been made out on numerous instances up on Ames Hill reading a book. According to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Lempster. In any case, it's a menacing phantom that is rather not disrupted.
A very large goat can occasionally be made out in Gallop Marsh State Wildlife Management Area very late at night hiding a dead body by a large boulder.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
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