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These are some lies we made up about Hillsboro.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may often be observed trimming bushes in the front yard of a flat in Hillsboro.
Christopher Columbus may be observed repeatedly by an old woman camping at a campground in the vicinity of Hillsboro.
An martian explorer from another galaxy has from time to time been noticed pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Beard Brook late at night.
A space alien from space is every so often distinguished in Fox State Forest after midnight gathering sticks to make a fire.
A giant hamster has purportedly been seen on numerous instances hurling pebbles into Franklin Pierce Lake in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a man clad as a gardener may once in a while be witnessed before dawn staring across Corkplain.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished surveying the scenery from the peak of Bear Hill before dawn.
A Stegosaurus came into sight going crazy in Deering Reserve in the early
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morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system was witnessed by Black Pond Dam late at night looking at the water.
A huge zebra showed up taking a rest on a bench in an apartment in Hillsboro.
The ghost of a man in a police force uniform was perceived devastating an object down next to Bradford Spring after
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midnight. The observer escaped right after he noticed the spirit. Some of the people who live here claim this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Hillsboro a long time ago. In any event, it undoubtedly is a menacing phantom that should be avoided.
An alien from the Moon was spotted seeking an object beside a streetlamp in Hillsboro.
Snow White is frequently spotted walking from building to building before sunrise on a Hillsboro lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Hillsboro
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Ghost Sightings From Hillsboro
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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