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These are some lies we made up about Hebron.
Leonardo da Vinci has occasionally been made out by Atwell Brook terrifying folks.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is sometimes made out quite near Cardigan State Park yelling names of people.
An extraterrestrial can once in a while be perceived taking in the surroundings at Spectacle Pond Dam late in the night.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos was witnessed in Province Road State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise axing down a towering tree.
An ET from the cosmos was witnessed going nuts near Welton Falls after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Hebron
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Ghost Sightings From Hebron
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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