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These are some lies we made up about Haverhill.
A space invader from planet Venus is regularly spotted gulping water from Bailey Eddy late in the night.
An alien from another galaxy is known to have been observed on frequent occasions on the highest spot of Black Hill at the stroke of midnight monitoring the vista.
A sasquatch may repeatedly be noticed dragging a cadaver across the ground in Bayley Historic District before sunrise.
A gargantuan badger may be made out very frequently by Ox-Bow Meadows hurling boulders.
An army uniform pacing about lacking a body in it has every so often been seen in the early morning hours fluttering over Horse Meadow.
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Ghost Sightings From Haverhill
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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