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Hanover, New Hampshire Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Hanover.
Ferdinand Magellan has been seen on frequent instances in a secluded zone near Hanover.
A space alien from space can occasionally be perceived checking out Velvet Rocks in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A beheaded man has often been seen up on the top of Balch Hill howling at the eye witness to be off.
A gargantuan hartebeest is regularly made out waving to cars beside a gloomy road in close proximity to Hanover.
A Centrosaurus has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions down at the water at Boston Lot Lake mounding pieces of wood.
A colossal yak may often be observed at Boston Lot Lake Dam late in the night glugging down blood from a glass.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be spotted very often after midnight scrutinizing Great Hollow in detail.
An martian explorer from another world has occasionally been seen at night looking over Lower Meadows.
A space alien from
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deep space is every so often witnessed reading a tabloid in Colburn Park Historic District around midnight.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has been noticed on a small number of instances downing unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Hanover.
A female with her left arm and right leg separated can once in a while be perceived walking
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a Pit Bull very late at night on a gloomy Hanover residential street. A lot of local residents say this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Hanover in the past.
A gargantuan wildcat was witnessed staring by Blodgett Brook.
Alexander the Great showed up watching television in a Hanover living room late in the night.
A giant addax was seen camping out in Norwich Town Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic ferret showed up on a Hanover residential street before dawn.
An ET was seen floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Hanover.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished repositioning orbs about in Cardigan State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a man grasping a bloody axe has frequently been spotted gazing at a person snoozing in an armchair in an apartment in Hanover.
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Ghost Sightings From Hanover
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Ghost Sightings From Hanover
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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