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A space alien from another solar system has been said to have been observed on a few instances searching for someone next to Hampton Falls at midnight.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may frequently be seen looking at the view from the top of Batt Hill before sunrise. If you listen to what the locals argue, this spirit likes scaring unwise people who have the guts to interrupt the quiet in Hampton Falls.
Vasco da Gama may be made out repeatedly screaming on the shore of Coffin Pond.
A huge addax has now and then been spotted howling at a shrub in Baker Woods at midnight.
The ghost of a youthful female clad as a maid is every so often perceived in an apartment in Hampton Falls. Lots of folks who live here assert this phantom likes startling foolish folks who come trying to locate phantoms in Hampton Falls.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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