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These are some lies we made up about Hampton.
Nicolaus Copernicus is repeatedly distinguished chucking pebbles into Coffin Pond around midnight.
A very large chameleon can regularly be noticed by Bound Rock crying.
The ghost of a train driver can be noticed over and over again at Beckmans Point before sunrise staring down into the water.
A space invader from Pluto is every now and then noticed pulling a cadaver from the chilly water of Blackwater River at midnight.
A space invader from the cosmos can from time to time be observed at Dodge Pond Dam very late at night looking at the panorama.
A female devoid of a head was seen reflecting at Salisbury Beach. This individual ghost has been noticed very frequently in this neighborhood. In any event, this ghost certainly is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A guy with no head emerged by Black Rock Creek startling folks. There are numerous reports with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood. Regardless of what,
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it's a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
A Stegosaurus was observed yelling names of people down by Hampton Falls on a dark night.
A giant wombat emerged in Breaking Rocks late at night looking bloodcurdling.
A space man was observed pointing at the eye witness in Phillips Park at the stroke of midnight.
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White was perceived riding on a donkey in the middle of a road near Hampton.
An extremely bloodcurdling ghost is regularly spotted staggering through a house outside Hampton. Whatever folks utter, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a hook instead of his hand has purportedly been perceived on a few instances climbing a giant tree in Baker Woods in the early morning hours.
A very large wildcat can regularly be witnessed excavating a crater up on the apex of Batt Hill.
The ghost of an aged female hauling a firearm can be made out time and again striding through a Hampton neighborhood graveyard. It's been asserted that this specific phantom is that of a local resident who had a home here in Hampton in the past.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has from time to time been seen guzzling blood from a cup down a deserted highway near Hampton late in the night.
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martian traveler from another galaxy is every now and then witnessed seeking a photo in Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park outside the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
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Ghost Sightings From Hampton
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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