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These are some lies we made up about Hampstead.
A giant iguana came into sight down beside the water at Boulder Cove calling out people's names.
A massive koodoo was made out trying to locate a shoe beside a parked car in a Hampstead parking lot in the early morning hours.
A massive doe was made out in a Hampstead area grocery store, striding the aisles.
A space invader from Pluto has regularly been witnessed hunting with a spear in Ballard State Forest very late at night.
A colossal lemur is frequently seen up on Beebe Hill going wild.
An ET from another galaxy has allegedly been seen on numerous instances digging an opening mid stream in Camp Brook.
A Chupacabra may repeatedly be seen stacking pieces of wood at Crystal Lake Dam after midnight.
The martian mechanic of a UFO can be seen often fly fishing from the water's edge of Crystal Lake Reservoir very late at night.
The spirit of a gentleman with words carved into his head has every so often been distinguished
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in Ballard Marsh at midnight struggling to hide a corpse. A number of of the residents declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Hampstead long ago.
A very large rhinoceros is now and then made out in Canobie Lake Park late in the night glugging down milk.
An enormous springbok has been observed
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on a small number of occasions resting at the dining table in a Hampstead building smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos may once in a while be witnessed strolling through an apartment in Hampstead.
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Ghost Sightings From Hampstead
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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