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An alien has regularly been made out raking leaves in the yard of a building in Greenville.
A large scary ghost is regularly perceived seated on the floor in a flat in Greenville. It has been asserted that this precise ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Greenville.
A giant oryx has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances climbing out of Ash Swamp covered in dirty water at midnight.
A Pteranodon can frequently be made out weeping beneath a lamppost in Greenville.
An martian tourist from the cosmos can be made out very frequently pitching a tent in Willard Brook State Forest before sunrise.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman has occasionally been distinguished gazing at the sight from the peak of Barker Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from space is once in a while witnessed in Ashby Common on a dark night pulling a corpse through some bushes.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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