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These are some lies we made up about Greenland.
An extremely large goat has sometimes been seen in a mirror in a Greenland flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An alien voyager from deep space is occasionally observed in the early morning hours before sunrise climbing out of Black Rock Creek covered in dirty water.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has been said to have been distinguished on many instances by Carters Rock gazing. One of the residents confidently asserts that this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Greenland local. One thing is for sure, it's a creepy phantom that you don't want to encounter at night.
Vincent van Gogh may every so often be witnessed in a building near Greenland.
A gigantic guanaco was made out trying to grasp something in a row boat on Coffin Pond.
A Triceratops came into view at Adlington Creek in the early morning hours chucking boulders into the flow.
The ghost of an awfully scorched lady was distinguished staring
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down into the water at Mast Cove at night. When seen the ghost came within reach of the viewer who then escaped. Anyhow, it in all certainty is a scary phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenland
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Ghost Sightings From Greenland
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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