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An alien traveler from another planet can regularly be seen going for a dark-hour dip at Campers Beach.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto may be witnessed repeatedly chain-sawing down a high tree in Shieling State Forest in the early morning hours.
An extremely large steer has every so often been observed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
A huge ground hog is sometimes noticed very late at night following a passing Chrysler on a gloomy highway next to Greenfield.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be perceived in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenfield
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Ghost Sightings From Greenfield
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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